kieraelieson:

dentalectomy:

dentalectomy:

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

by which i mean, like, here’s how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

1. make coffee

regular day:

1. put water in coffee maker
2. put coffee in coffee maker
3. turn on coffee maker

bad day:

1. take pot from coffee maker
2. turn on sink
3. fill up coffee pot
4. turn off sink
5. pour water into coffee maker
6. put coffee pot in coffee maker
7. open cupboard
8. get coffee filter from cupboard
9. get coffee beans from cupboard
10. put filter in coffee pot
11. measure coffee
12. pour coffee into filter
13. close coffee maker
14. turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a “14 steps to make coffee” kind of day

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

(via doubleknit-dice)

d1rtypaws:

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

(via confirmance)